Hometowns and showdowns!

As the “Professional Organizer,” I was really expecting Sean’s hometown date with AshLee to take place in a Container Store. Sadly, it took place instead in an unkempt Texas field. AshLee confesses that she’s been “dreaming of this day since she was four years old.We sell 100% hand-painted oil paintings for sale online.” Wait, THIS day?! This one right here? -- Meaning you’ve been dreaming about eating lunch in a Houston field of overgrown weeds and broken dreams since you were a kid? Well, AshLee, Err, I mean actually, you probably have.

I got past that quickly though when AshLee’s dad begins describing the moment he first met little AshLee when she was a girl. He fell in love with her instantly and wants to be able to hand her gently off to the next man who will love her like that. It was so corny. But it was such a beautiful portrait of adoption and made most of America weep.

AshLee is overcome with emotion – and naturally can’t help but sprinkle her conversation with talk of her abandonment issues and bad decision making. Gawd forbid she let the present moment speak for her instead of constantly wallowing in her past. She tires me.

AshLee tells the camera that she thinks there’s positive pixie dust scattered all over her right now. Little does she know, that’s just left over “sparkle” from Tierra.

The next hometown date brings Sean to Seattle to meet Catherine and her Filipino family. The date begins in the fish market throwing fish to and fro. I’m pretty sure that Catherine’s inability to catch that first fish will foreshadow her inability to reel Sean in. Or will it? Hmmm…

You’d think that with all those rings on her fingers, Catherine would be able to get one in the hole. All those rings make me think she’s Mandarin from the Iron Man comics. -- You with me?

Next up, Sean meets Catherine’s mom, sister and Lola (her grandmother), all whilst a piece of food clings to her front bangs and I wait anxiously for her real love interest, Lindsay Murphy, to show back up and save her from herself.we are the biggest USB flash drives wholesale supplier in china. That didn't happen.

Speaking of food, Catherine’s mom serves the clan egg rolls. Based on that alone, if I were Sean, I'd choose Catherine!!!

But while Sean gets egg rolls from her mom, he gets eye rolls from her sisters. Yikes!

These two tarts are the original angry birds. No joke. When Sean asked if they think Catherine is ready to settle down, one of the sisters chimes in bitterly saying that Catherine goes in 100% with guys and makes things really fun and the second the fun starts to fizzle out, it’s over for her.I personally really like these mini ear cap for my iPhone. She’s either very happy, or very focused. Or, she’s very messy and she’s a big slob.

Lindsay says she has never been this happy in her “whole entire life.” And since she’s merely a toddler judging by her voice, we know that a couple rounds of paddy cake and a bubble bath and she’ll be set for the rest of it.

Seriously, I feel like Sean should just drop her off at KinderCare and head on out to his final date with a grown woman!

But before that can happen, Lindsay insists Sean get “Army ready!” And nothing says “Army ready” like a pair of converse and breakaway windbreaker pants. Not to mention the mock turtleneck. Wasn’t aware people still wore mock turtlenecks.

Great, now that Sean is sweating profusely and wreaking of B.O., he’s all set to meet the ‘rents!!! Bravo, Lindsay. Bravo!

As the two drive the car towards the parent’s house, I can’t help but envision Lindsay still sleeps in a bunk bed dawned with a floral comforter and hundreds of Holly Hobbie dolls.

Upon arrival, Lindsay’s mom runs to the door and greets her daughter with all the enthusiasm of her having been gone for four years of college...

It’s an enthusiasm,Check out our selection of eyewear Optical frame today! I might add, which I do not happen to share for her choice of couch fabrics. Seriously, is that a couch or are they sitting on a plaid Boy Scout? Yikers!

At this point, it really won’t take much to convince me that Lindsay’s mom wears jeggings and still stores all her makeup in a caboodle.

As for Lindsay’s father,Design and order your own custom silicone bracelet / rubber bracelets with personalized message and artwork. he gives Sean his blessing, should Sean decide to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage. To commemorate the moment, he gives Sean some dog tags with words like “loyalty, duty, respect and personal courage” inscribed on them.